January 2012
December 2011
Signs that I wasn't straight early on.
Xena: The Warrior Princess was my favorite movie.
I used to steal my mom’s Fredrick’s of Hollywood magazine to look at the girls.
I did stuff with another girl when I was younger except she knew a lot more than I did.
I masturbated more than the average girl.
lololol come on people
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I miss my girlfriend writing in my ask
it would always be so perfect and at the right time.
do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type
callmeboots:
One of my biggest fears is pooping when I give birth.
Joshua's zippo and our candle liter both ran out...
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